| 1 | Special Bonus Tracks |
| 2 | My Robotics Project |
| 3 | Shawshank Redemption (But It Isn't) |
| 4 | Martin's Fourth Letter |
| 5 | You Really Turn Me On |
| 6 | Shaking That Bare Bum Cleavage Between |
| 7 | The Ladies' Bras |
| 8 | Elvis, The Unluckiest Guy In The World |
| 9 | My Big Rising Willie |
| 10 | Strawberries And Cream |
| 11 | I Want To Enlarge My Cock |
| 12 | Feed My Cat |
| 13 | Suck You Out |
| 14 | Dale |
| 15 | Yours Sincerely Lionel |
| 16 | Poor Old Ken |
| 17 | Flash!! |
| 18 | Carol Smilie And Carol Vorderman (Live At Wisbey's) |
| 19 | Don Male |
| 20 | Martin's First Letter |
| 21 | Martin's Second Letter |
| 22 | King Of England And Norway |
| 23 | By A Thursday |
| 24 | Woman's Feet |
| 25 | I'm Worried |
| 26 | I Want To Hold Your Hand |
| 27 | Diana, Princess Of Wales |
| 28 | Martin's Third Letter |
| 29 | Martin's Fifth Letter |
| 30 | Just Like Hilary Clinton |
| 31 | They Make My Cock Rock Hard |
| 32 | I Ham A Man |
| 33 | Does It Go Crossways? |
| 34 | Female Bum Conscious Aware |
| 35 | The Spunky Arthur Theme |
| 36 | Dirty Letter In Sex |
| 37 | My Perverted Lust |
| 38 | Picadilly Manchester |
| 39 | Spunky Arthur |
| 40 | Dear Sexy Charmaine |
| 41 | I Am A Pervert |
| 42 | Keeping Sexy With Girls |
| 43 | My Special Message: Penis |
| 44 | A Blow Job Worth Reebering |
| 45 | I Am Gorilla |