| 1 | Closing TimeWritten-By – D. Wilson |
| 2 | Grapefruit DietSaxophone – Tom EvansTrumpet, Trombone – Lee ThornbergWritten-By – S. Perry | 3:30 |
| 3 | Pretty Fly For A RabbiClarinet – Joel PeskinVocals – Mary Kay Bergman, Tress MacNeilleWritten-By – B. Holland | 3:02 |
| 4 | GermsKeyboards – Kim Bullard | 4:38 |
| 5 | Ray Of LightWritten-By – C. Leach, C. Skinner, L. Atkins, M. Ciccone, W. Wainwright |
| 6 | MmmbopWritten-By – I. Hanson, J. Hanson, Z. Hanson |
| 7 | PushWritten-By – M. Serletic II, K. Thomas |
| 8 | The Saga BeginsWritten-By – Don McLean | 5:28 |
| 9 | My Baby's In Love With Eddie VedderFiddle – Tom Sauber | 3:26 |
| 10 | Semi-Charmed LifeWritten-By – A. Salazar, K. Cadogan, D. Jenkins |
| 11 | The Dope ShowWritten-By – B. Warner, J. White |
| 12 | Sex And CandyWritten-By – John Wozniak |
| 13 | Way Moby Polka |
| 14 | Albuquerque | 11:23 |
| 15 | IntergalacticWritten-By – Horowitz, Yauch, Caldato Jr., Diamond |
| 16 | It's All About The PentiumsWritten-By – David Styles, Deric Angelettie, Jason Phillips, Kimberly Jones, Linda Laurie, Notorious B.I.G., Sean "Puffy" Combs, Sean Jacobs, Terry Etlinger | 3:34 |
| 17 | Flagpole SittaWritten-By – A. Huffman, E. Sult, J. Lin, S. Nelson |
| 18 | Ghetto SupastarWritten-By – B. Byrd, J. Brown, S. Prakaselmichel, B. Gibb, M. Gibb, R. Gibb, Ronald Lenhoff, R. Jones, W. Jean |
| 19 | The Weird Al Show ThemeEngineer, Mixed By – Richie WiseTrombone – Bill Reichenbach Trumpet – Warren Luening | 1:13 |
| 20 | TubthumpingWritten-By – A. Holden, M. Whalley, D. Bruce, J. Hamer, J. Abbott, L. Watts, N. Hunter, A. Greco |
| 21 | Jerry SpringerVocals – Tress MacNeilleWritten-By – E. Robertson | 2:46 |
| 22 | Your Horoscope For TodaySaxophone – Tom EvansTrombone – Dan Regan, Lee ThornbergTrumpet – Lee Thornberg, Tavis Werts | 3:59 |
| 23 | Everybody (Backstreet's Back)Written-By – Dag Volle, Martin Sandberg |
| 24 | WannabeWritten-By – E. Bunton, G. Halliwell, M. Rowbottom, M. Brown, M. Chisholm, R. Stannard, V. Aadams |
| 25 | Polka Power!Arranged By [Medley] – Al YankovicClarinet – Joel PeskinTrumpet – Warren LueningTuba – Tommy Johnson | (4:21) |
| 26 | Walkin' On The SunWritten By – J. IannelloWritten-By – G. Camp, P. Delisle, S. Harwell |
| 27 | Truck Drivin' SongBanjo – Pat SauberSteel Guitar [Pedal Steel] – Marty Rifkin | 2:27 |