| 1 | Skipping School On The First Day | 4:23 |
| 2 | When Robots Attack | 4:18 |
| 3 | The Economics Of Looking Good | 1:35 |
| 4 | Yes As In Meaning No | 1:47 |
| 5 | The Overstimulated Drummer Is Always Given To Hyperbole | 1:49 |
| 6 | A Flying Arrow Cannot Remain Where It Is Nor Be Where It Is Not | 1:54 |
| 7 | Pride Is In The Hips | 3:42 |
| 8 | I Don't Worry / I Don't Worry Enough | 4:50 |
| 9 | MS Doesn't Stand For MS Anymore | 3:11 |
| 10 | Stephen Hero | 3:59 |
| 11 | The Love That You Share Is Making Everyone Else Sick | 3:02 |
| 12 | Glory Hog | 3:55 |
| 13 | I Live In Sin For The Pleasure | 2:51 |
| 14 | A Most Efficient Method Of Removing The Pants | 4:18 |
| 15 | My God Can Beat Up Your God | 1:48 |
| 16 | The Arsonist | 2:01 |
| 17 | When Robots Fall In Love | 3:41 |
| 18 | White Collar Crimes, Brown Men On Guitars | 3:08 |
| 19 | RSVP My RRSP (P.S. I Love You) | 3:04 |
| 20 | The Weekend Is For Making Babies | 2:46 |