| 1 | Fluid-Filled Lung Sack |
| 2 | Saliva Sprinkler |
| 3 | Eat Shit ... And Live! |
| 4 | Exploding Artery |
| 5 | Eruption Of Pus |
| 6 | II Excrement |
| 7 | Quit Shrieking In My Ear |
| 8 | "Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All The Time" |
| 9 | It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned "Death" Again |
| 10 | Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren't Quite As Interesting As Mine |
| 11 | Surprising Ending |
| 12 | We're Funny And If You Don't Agree, You're Stupid |
| 13 | "In 20 Years I'll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You're A Total Dick" |
| 14 | The More You Frown, The More I Smile |
| 15 | "If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You" |
| 16 | Unexpected Death |
| 17 | "You Aren't Being Avantgarde In The Correct Way" |
| 18 | III Mania |
| 19 | I Just Whaled On A Music Critic With A Baseball Bat |
| 20 | Take Me Seriously Or I'll Start Crying |
| 21 | Erupting With Pus |
| 22 | Crank Up The "Bullshit" Knob To 10 |
| 23 | I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs Of Improvised Music Last Week (And Sold 14) |
| 24 | "How Does It Feel When Someone Does That To You?" |
| 25 | Non Compliant Raging Torrent |
| 26 | Eruption |
| 27 | Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick! |
| 28 | I. Blood |
| 29 | It's Shit! |
| 30 | Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now) |
| 31 | "I Take My Hangovers Like A Real Man" |
| 32 | Eruption Of Non Compliant Pus In The Plague Of Mediocrity |
| 33 | Why Can't I Shit? |
| 34 | 0. Prologue |
| 35 | "Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?" |
| 36 | The Pat Boone Of "Improvised Music" Walks Among Us |
| 37 | Begin With A Dribble, End With A Very Strong Downbeat Cue |
| 38 | Raging Torrent |
| 39 | Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles |
| 40 | Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch The Shit |
| 41 | Pretending To Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough |
| 42 | Another Incredible Display Of Physical Exertion |
| 43 | I Made A Phony "Tribute Album" To Make Fun Of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (And It Worked!) |