| 1 | –Ripto's Rage | Fuck Capitalism | 0:15 |
| 2 | –Extreme Hair Stench | Destroyed In Seconds | 0:14 |
| 3 | –Patogenik | I Shit On Every Person Who Just Knew The Band From Their T-Shirt... | 0:08 |
| 4 | –Megadalara | Kami Cinta Grindcore | 0:10 |
| 5 | –N0123Noise | Support The Band, Buy The Record, Not Just The Shirt You Prick | 0:14 |
| 6 | –Nietzschelickers | Beleza Amigão O Marketing Ta Legal, As Camisetas Também, O Book Com Fotos Profissionais Ta Arrasando, Acho Que Só Falta Uma Coisa O SOM. | 0:15 |
| 7 | –Mammalian Degeneration | Noise Is Sound Not Fashion | 0:13 |
| 8 | –Noise Soneta | Renovasi Otak | 0:15 |
| 9 | –Hell Bovine | I Have Acquired A Significant Amount Of Mass Since The Days Of My Youth And, Sadly, Can No Longer Fit Into My Size Small Hardcore Tees | 0:15 |
| 10 | –Sintax | Sindrom Lebaran | 0:09 |
| 11 | –Excess | Fuck The Weak | 0:05 |
| 12 | –20 Gasmask Party | It's Shame To Have A Band Shirt That You Don't Listen To Their Records | 0:02 |
| 13 | –Sloth | Teen Girls Buying Kiss And AC/DC Shirts At Wal-Mart | 0:14 |
| 14 | –Joli | Merch Bands Are A Cool Kid Circle Jerk | 0:10 |
| 15 | –Terlarang | Yes Our Band Had 13 Shirts With Different Designs And 2 Demo CD-R | 0:15 |
| 16 | –Brutal Stab | Fuck Who Cares | 0:03 |
| 17 | –Grotesco | More Records, Less T-Shirts!!! | 0:03 |
| 18 | –Ouroborean Piss | Commodity Noise | 0:14 |
| 19 | –M15H4P | Stop Buying From Hot Topic | 0:15 |
| 20 | –Lt. Deen | Disgraceful | 0:14 |