| 1 | Poor Lonesome Trasher | 0:50 |
| 2 | Sorry I Didn't Know That She Was Only 13 | 1:23 |
| 3 | The DC Killah | 1:01 |
| 4 | Too Fuckin'Long | 9:13 |
| 5 | A Song That We Can't Understand Why We Did It Aka The Batman Song | 1:58 |
| 6 | Fatal Mosh From Venice Beach Goulag Aka Revolution Is Trendy | 1:44 |
| 7 | Disco Vietnam: Born To Dance | 1:07 |
| 8 | Classious As A Pimp In Pump | 1:14 |
| 9 | Do You Have A Karate Club Card? | 0:39 |
| 10 | Bootyfightonshakethatass | 0:30 |
| 11 | $.$ Gonna Spread Hard Drugs To Your Stupid Kids With The Royalties Generated By This CD | 0:49 |
| 12 | D.I.Y | 0:50 |
| 13 | Not Sorry About This | 0:40 |
| 14 | More Crack! | 0:43 |
| 15 | Stabbed In The Back With A Fork | 1:10 |
| 16 | Funny Funky Breakin' Yaba Girl | 1:02 |
| 17 | I Love Real TV Shit | 0:23 |
| 18 | Nunchakniggusstrretbounceviolentattack | 0:16 |
| 19 | You Play Stoner But You Don't Even Know It Came From Black Sabbath Because You Are Born In 1981 | 2:12 |
| 20 | Assume You're A Loser | 0:45 |
| 21 | Internet Thugz | 0:56 |
| 22 | A Real Bitch Doesn't Listen To Botch | 0:54 |
| 23 | Emo Is The R'n'B Of Hardcore | 1:06 |
| 24 | Crackrocks Chocolate Milkshake | 0:46 |
| 25 | I Drive Drunk To Smash Cop Kids | 1:17 |
| 26 | Andre From Mongoli Is A Mongoloid Android And Tetris Made Him Fool | 0:58 |
| 27 | Horny Sistaz Love Mr. Freeze | 1:07 |
| 28 | Bullet Proof Bikini | 1:03 |
| 29 | Seth Putnam Is A Rip Off | 0:48 |
| 30 | Bootyfastoi!forskrewdriverfever | 0:47 |
| 31 | Crusty Bastards | 0:24 |
| 32 | Remove Your Spikes | 0:48 |
| 33 | King Of Hiddenz Lyrics | 1:25 |