| 1 | Anyone Who Names A Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass. |
| 2 | There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In. |
| 3 | I Cant Wait Till This Road Turns To Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker. |
| 4 | Intro (Here Is A Man Who Sat Down) |
| 5 | If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right? |
| 6 | I Cant Believe I Ate You Out. |
| 7 | Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks/Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End |
| 8 | Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up For Lack Of Talent, Or Do They? |
| 9 | Intro/Two (The Days Go On And On) |
| 10 | I'm Sick & Tired Of Acting Even Remotely Interested In What You're Talking About. |
| 11 | All The Baggy Pants In The World Wont Change The Fact That You're One Ugly Bitch. |
| 12 | You'll Be There For Me When It's Convenient For You. |