| 1 | Pogonotrophy II: The Parasite | 3:17 |
| 2 | Honey, I've Never Had Sex That Wasn't Awkward | 1:25 |
| 3 | Here, Take This Pill | 1:44 |
| 4 | Good Chrisitans Don't Get Jiggy With It Till After Marriage | 1:12 |
| 5 | Paraphilia | 2:00 |
| 6 | How To Survive A Vicious Cock Fight | 1:23 |
| 7 | Just Out Of Curiousity, Are Your Parents Siblings? | 0:44 |
| 8 | Man-Dude Vs. Dude-Brah (Where's The Party At?) | 1:04 |
| 9 | 8 Dead, 9 If You Count The Fetus | 1:18 |
| 10 | Before I Die, I'm Gonna Fuck Me A Fish | 1:15 |
| 11 | Let's Go Halvsies On A Bastard | 1:18 |
| 12 | Pogonotrophy I: The Hunter | 0:23 |
| 13 | A Portable Death Ray And A Sterile Claw Hammer | 1:37 |
| 14 | Baby, You Make Me Wish I Had Three Hands | 0:05 |