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| 2 | Say Cheese And Get Raped | 1:12 |
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| 8 | Managing To Fuck A 16-Year-Old | 0:30 |
| 9 | I Swerved To Miss A Cat And Hit 36 Kids | 0:49 |
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| 11 | Sand Burial Fuckfest | 0:50 |
| 12 | Pope Mobile Drive By | 1:21 |
| 13 | Cape, Mask, And Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage | 4:54 |
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| 16 | Of Course I'm Not A Real Person. I'm A Big Piece Of Poop | 0:55 |
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| 18 | Climbing The Ladder Of Exhibitionism At The Old Folks Home | 0:59 |
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