| 1 | My Songs Would Be Significantly Less Sucky If I Bothered To Save Up For More Powerful Recording Equipment |
| 2 | Irish Eyes Are Smiling (At My Wongdong Sweet Poontong) |
| 3 | Pisspoor Excuse For A Shoehorn |
| 4 | Trading Card Shenanigan |
| 5 | Keybord |
| 6 | 12345 |
| 7 | It Means I Love You |
| 8 | Dialling Incorrect Phone Numbers Does Very Little Towards Reducing Stress |
| 9 | My Third Shrinkity-Dink-Dink (Mr. Mustache) |
| 10 | Notes |
| 11 | All The People I Work With Don't Suck Balls Anymore |
| 12 | Loving To Love With You |
| 13 | Pinhead + Diver Down = Aah! (Rounded To The Nearest Decimal, Of Course) |
| 14 | My Cold, Empty, Dying Soul |
| 15 | Hot Rockin 2Nite (Live) |
| 16 | Dreary Old Lonesome Potato |
| 17 | Lefties, Righties, We're All One In The Pearly Gates Of Hellfire |
| 18 | Mark D. Prindle |
| 19 | Jogging Is The Bestest |
| 20 | All The People I Work With Suck Balls |
| 21 | Length = Quality (Not Just In Cocks, But In Life) |
| 22 | Noiznotes |
| 23 | I'm Not An Alcoholic (I Drink Because I'm Depressed) |
| 24 | Working Late? More Like "Jerking Nate," If You Ask Me! |
| 25 | Shiftylifty |
| 26 | The Post-Man Only Rings Untrue |
| 27 | Mold On My Shower Curtain Is A-OK! |
| 28 | Furnished With A Caboose |
| 29 | Hurting You In A Malicious Manner |
| 30 | Honey Child, You Ain't Lived Until You've Drafted A Press Release Announcing That GameSpy Industries Has Received An Equity Investment From Michael Ovitz And The Yucaipa Companies |
| 31 | Innocence Lost |
| 32 | Angst |
| 33 | Lollipops And Daffodils And Cinnamon And Spice |
| 34 | Get Your Knitting Needle Out Of My Ass! |
| 35 | Disco Jaws |
| 36 | Antonio Banderas Naked |
| 37 | Fastcleans |
| 38 | Notechord |
| 39 | Kibble! |
| 40 | God Rules |