| 1 | I Married An Oil Man Of 75 (But His Pumping Days Are Over) |
| 2 | I Was A Nurse At City Hospital (All Of My Patients Were Men) |
| 3 | I Made A Pass At A Football Player (And -- Oh! -- Did He Tackle Me) |
| 4 | Last Season I Made My Debut (Little Did They Know I Was "Expecting") |
| 5 | A Farm Boy Taught Me "How" (At Least He Thinks He Did) |
| 6 | Who Took Me Home (After The Office Party) |
| 7 | I'm Just A Hip Musician's Wife (My Husband Loved To Blow) |
| 8 | I Was A Teenage Stripper (I Just Loved To Bump And Grind) |
| 9 | I Fell In Love With An Astronaut (And What A Big Astronaut He Turned Out To Be) |
| 10 | I Caught My Husband In Another Man's Arms (Do You Think He Is A Little Queer) |