| 1 | Big Swifty | 11:48 |
| 2 | Bamboozled By Love | 5:21 |
| 3 | Packard Goose / Royal March / Piano Concerto No. 3Written-By [Packard Goose] – ZappaWritten-By [Piano Concerto No. 3] – BartókWritten-By [Royal March] – Stravinsky | 7:03 |
| 4 | Intro | 1:33 |
| 5 | Find Her Finer | 2:39 |
| 6 | Black Napkins | 6:17 |
| 7 | The Torture Never Stops | 18:03 |
| 8 | Strictly Genteel | 7:16 |
| 9 | Planet Of The Baritone Women | 2:44 |
| 10 | Watermelon In Easter Hay | 4:42 |
| 11 | When The Lie's So Big | 3:36 |
| 12 | I Ain't Got No Heart | 1:56 |
| 13 | The Black Page | 6:45 |
| 14 | Whipping PostWritten-By – Allman | 5:30 |
| 15 | The Illinois Enema Bandit | 9:35 |
| 16 | Love Of My Life | 2:16 |
| 17 | BoléroWritten-By – Ravel | 5:23 |
| 18 | Sharleena | 6:35 |
| 19 | I Am The WalrusWritten-By – Lennon, McCartney | 3:30 |
| 20 | Any Kind Of Pain | 5:15 |
| 21 | Sofa | 2:39 |
| 22 | Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk | 7:30 |
Louis Clark Conducting The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - Hooked On Classics
Maurice Ravel - Piano Concerto for the Left Hand, Piano Concerto in G major
Bliss - Philip Fowke, Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra, David Atherton - Piano Concerto / March Of Homage / Welcome The Queen
Frank Zappa - An Evening With Frank Zappa During Which...The Torture Never Stops
Frank Zappa - One Stage II (Live March 25th 1988)
Valorum - The Gabber King's Royal Death March
Band Of H.M. Royal Air Force, Central Band Of The Royal Air Force - Marching With The R.A.F.
Sergei Vasilyevich Rachmaninoff, Howard Shelley, Royal Scottish National Orchestra, Bryden Thomson - The Four Piano Concertos - Rhapsody On A Theme Of Paganini
Various - The Best Of Ravel
Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff - Natasha Paremski, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Fabien Gabel - Natasha Paremski Plays Tchaikovsky: Piano Concerto No. 1 / Rachmaninoff: Rhapsody On A Theme Of Paganini