| 1 | Captain Paedophile (Leave The Kids Alone) | 2:27 |
| 2 | Ballad Of A Pre Op Tranny (Cuts Off His Dick Cause He Wants A Fanny) | 2:34 |
| 3 | The Ice Cream Man | 2:51 |
| 4 | Katie Price Fuck Off To Jordan | 3:13 |
| 5 | Die Kyle Die | 2:23 |
Dick Dale - Surfing Drums / Fanny Mae
Ray Price - I'll Be There (When You Get Lonely) / Please Don't Leave Me
Jim Price - Kids Nowadays Ain't Got No Shame
Cream - Cream
Myagi - Subversion
Santo - Fuck, Fuck & Fuck
Princess Di - Everybody Wants To Fuck Somebody
Bill Snyder And Dick Manning - Fanny / It Might As Well Be Spring
Twisted Sister - Big Hits And Nasty Cuts - The Best Of Twisted Sister
Not A U.S. Gang - Fuck Your Brain