| 1 | Santa's Coming | 3:43 |
| 2 | Free Sex | 0:47 |
| 3 | Foolin | 1:25 |
| 4 | Dunkin Donuts III | 2:33 |
| 5 | Echo | 0:59 |
| 6 | We Wish You A Shitty Christmas | 1:24 |
| 7 | Jello On My Naked Wife | 1:37 |
| 8 | Shippensbam | 3:20 |
| 9 | I Need A Porno Pt. 1 | 2:52 |
| 10 | Eye Of The Tiger | 1:55 |
| 11 | Rambo | 0:29 |
| 12 | Brandywine Fags | 0:55 |
| 13 | Lynyrd Skynyrd Ain't The Only One With A Sweet Home... | 0:12 |
| 14 | Center Star Ship | 1:35 |
| 15 | Chess King/Record Town Change Exchange | 2:07 |
| 16 | This Is Me Shitting | 0:10 |
| 17 | Dunkin Donuts I | 1:43 |
| 18 | Girl Fight/Drunken Freestyle | 2:36 |
| 19 | Harv's Auto | 1:51 |
| 20 | Eagles Tickets | 2:47 |
| 21 | Male Strippers | 0:24 |
| 22 | Theme From "Kick My Dad's Ass" | 2:27 |
| 23 | Jamie's Message | 0:37 |
| 24 | Hans, It's Igor | 1:47 |
| 25 | Shut Up For A Second | 2:01 |
| 26 | I Gonna Fuck Your Day Up | 1:55 |
| 27 | Vacuum | 2:58 |
| 28 | I Need A Porno Pt. 2 | 2:45 |
| 29 | John Smith | 2:25 |
| 30 | Mrs. McConnel | 2:07 |
| 31 | Ben Chi | 2:02 |
| 32 | Burlin Cocks | 1:33 |
| 33 | Dunkin Donuts II | 1:01 |
| 34 | QVC | 3:12 |
| 35 | It's Good To Talk To You, Jing Chang | 4:49 |
| 36 | 2 20's & My Change | 1:08 |
| 37 | Rent-A-Tent | 1:28 |
| 38 | Cap'n Crunch | 0:32 |
| 39 | I Got A Call From The 4th Of July | 1:51 |
| 40 | Ass Voice | 0:50 |
| 41 | Kung-Fu Classes | 1:36 |
| 42 | I Want To Slip It In You | 0:10 |