| 1 | Texting With Girls |
| 2 | Toronto Customs Lady |
| 3 | Talking To Girls At Bars |
| 4 | Intro |
| 5 | Crush On Waitress |
| 6 | I Kinda Have A Boyrfriend, Is That A Problem? |
| 7 | Harris' College Essay |
| 8 | 50 Cent Grapefruit Story |
| 9 | Jay-Z New Year's Story |
| 10 | The Macaroni And Cheese Fuckin' Days Are Over |
| 11 | My Favorite Racial Slurs |
| 12 | The Donut Video |
| 13 | I Think Too Much |
| 14 | Wasting Time On The Internet |
| 15 | R. Kelly Online Video Dictionary |
| 16 | Motley Crue Tour Vs. Aziz Tour |
| 17 | Sign Language For Jizz Everywhere |
| 18 | Lady With The Puppies |
| 19 | Driver That Had A Dick On His Shoulder |
| 20 | Online Fight |